A Collection of Mini Reviews (Miniviews)

OH HEY EVERYONE.

So like I mentioned when I started this blog, I have that AMC A-List thing which means I have the opportunity to go see quite a lot of movies!

Which is super fun until I have absolutely no motivation to review them and then the other parts of my life start kicking up and then I get distracted by other things (namely, and I’m 100% serious: My Singing Monsters Composer. #notsponsored)…yeah.

So I finally sat down to do a tally this morning, and realized that I have seen SIX movies lately that I haven’t reviewed. Like a FOOL. Now because I don’t know how to say anything concisely, those six full-fledged reviews would take a loooooooong time. And I realized that of those six, there aren’t really any that stood out in such a significant way that I’d want to write a full-fledged review about them (with the exception of Booksmart because…Y’ALL. But in that case, just take my word for it and go see it because I cannot fully put into words how delightful it is).

So this post is a catch-up of sorts: I’m gonna do a mini review (or miniview if you will, because…reasons) for each of those six films and just crash-course them to the essentials. So without further ado, let us go!

MINIVIEW 1: BOOKSMART

MY THOUGHTS:

I cannot say enough about this movie. I have seen it three times now and I will be seeing it many more. It’s clever, it’s funny, it’s raunchy (but not too much), it’s an absolute delight from start to finish. The acting is amazing, the directing is great, it’s so beautifully shot, and the music?? THE MUSIC?? Spotify has something called “The Official Booksmart Playlist” which features all the songs used in the film plus little commentary clips from composer and arranger Dan the Automator and director Olivia Wilde, which is ridiculously fun if you’re a mega nerd like me. It’s just so obvious that so much love and care was put into this film, and it feels like a love letter to high school and buddy cop movies alike. Plus, it’s incredibly quotable. I know that I was skeptical because the trailer made it seem like…I mean it could be good, but…it could also be really not good. But it’s so, so good. Please do yourself a favor and see it. It does exactly what movies should do: allow you an escape alongside characters you can love in a story you can enjoy and appreciate.

There are so many little things that I love: the casual all-gender restroom scene, the main relationship focus being a positive and supportive female friendship, Amy doesn’t have a plot line about discovering she’s gay and dealing with that it’s just who she is, Molly doesn’t have a plot line about being plus-size and dealing with that it’s just who she is…I could go on and on forever.

Plus–IT’S AN ORIGINAL STORY!!! It’s not a remake!! It’s not a sequel!! It’s not based on a book!!! IT JUST EXISTS!!!!!!!!!!

STANDOUT ELEMENT:

The movie is shot and written in such a way that you judge all of Molly and Amy’s classmates the same way they do, so that when each classmate’s story is revealed by the end, you’re kind of ashamed of yourself for judging them like Molly and Amy do…because you experience everything with them, you feel everything with them, too. When Molly and Amy come crashing into graduation and all their classmates cheer? Iconic. You want to cheer as well. When Molly talks about each classmate and how she’s learned who they really are? You have, too! It’s such a fun way to experience the story and I just love everyone and I’M FULL OF FEELINGS.

Every character has a story that serves to flesh them out as an individual and make them likable…Unlike, say another movie I could mention…….

*cough*ALITABATTLEANGEL*cough*

Also–that underwater scene at the party????? I CANNOT.

SHOULD YOU TAKE YOURSELF TO SEE THIS MOVIE?

YES.

Overall, I give Booksmart

6/5 SCHOOL BOOKS!!!

Seriously, it’s such a good time, and it suffered at the box office opening weekend because it came out alongside Aladdin (we’ll get to that) and John Wick (we will not get to that). We want more movies like this, fam.

MINIVIEW 2: UGLYDOLLS

MY THOUGHTS:

I struggled with what to say about this one because I know it got a lot of negative reviews when it came out. I was excited because I’m generally a sucker for musical movies, I’m very nostalgic for Uglydolls, and Janelle Monáe is in it. Once I saw it, I guess the reason I didn’t relate to all the negative reviews is because like…this is very clearly a kids’ movie. You can’t review it like a movie movie because it never presents itself as such. Unlike, say, the How to Train Your Dragon franchise. HTTYD is a series for kids based off a bunch of kids’ books, sure, but it is presented in such a way with serious themes that it’s a family film, rather than a kids’ film. Uglydolls never tries to invoke serious themes like HTTYD does, or like most Pixar movies do (….most). If you just appreciate it for what it is, it’s a very well-done kids’ movie. It’s not a great adult/family movie because it never tries to be: it’s a kids’ movie, guys. Chill out.

Am I biased because Kelly Clarkson and Janelle Monáe are in it? Most definitely. But this is a solid, fun, feel-good movie.

STANDOUT ELEMENT:

The animation is to die for, but what really stands out to me is the overall message of the film: beauty standards are dumb.

This film serves as such a huge kick in the teeth to the beauty industry and society as a whole that I just have to applaud it? I mean the main antagonist is a white, blonde guy who decides what makes everyone else beautiful even though he looks nothing like most of them. There’s a girl who needs glasses but she’s afraid to wear them because she’s been told they make her less beautiful. All of the Uglydolls are told they’ll never be wanted because they’re not perfect enough. And even then, when they try to conform to the ridiculous beauty standards Nick Jonas’s character sets, he still doesn’t accept them. The good ending only comes when they all realize that they’re beautiful and perfect just the way they are–do you even know how important it is for kids to hear messages like that in the media? They’re growing up in a world where fat-shaming, photoshopping, and racism in the beauty industry run rampant and are hardly ever called out (although they are more so now). The more kids learn to be comfortable with exactly who they are and how they look, the less power the beauty industry has over them. And that’s phenomenal.

And to the reviewer who complained that the message of the movie was completely contradicted because the Uglydolls aren’t actually ugly, they’re adorable? That’s the whole damn point, my dear. The Uglydolls represent everyone who has been told by society that they are not enough for whatever reason, but they are enough. They’re not ugly, of course they’re not. No one is ugly. Society tries to tell us there are people who are ugly and people who are perfect, but the point is that that is not true at all: everyone is beautiful and wonderful just the way they are, no matter what.

Plus, super fun songs. I mean, Kelly Clarkson’s Moxie singing to herself “look how much you weigh! And you couldn’t look better!!” WE STAN A QUEEN.

You know what movie doesn’t have fun songs to get the message across??

…okay a lot of them don’t, but SPECIFICALLY *cough*ALITABATTLEANGEL*cough*

SHOULD YOU TAKE YOURSELF TO SEE THIS MOVIE?

Look, it’s super cute and fun. It’s sweet and pure and has really cute and genuinely funny moments (Gibberish Cat gets me every damn time) and I do think that if you have kids, they’ll enjoy it, and you might, too. Please teach the kids in your life that they are beautiful and smart and brave and wonderful just the way they are.

Overall, I give Uglydolls

4/5 UGLYDOLLS!!!

I personally didn’t think it was the mess that reviews made it out to be. Could I be biased? 100% absolutely. So decide for yourself. AND REMEMBER THAT YOU ARE GORGEOUS, WITH OR WITHOUT GLASSES OR WHATEVER.

MINIVIEW 3: DETECTIVE PIKACHU

MY THOUGHTS:

I KNEW EVERYONE WAS CRYING ABOUT THE BULBASAURS BUT THAT STILL DIDN’T FULLY PREPARE ME AND I WAS SOBBING ABOUT BULBASAURS

*ahem* So anyway.

I think Uglydolls and Detective Pikachu are similar in that they both very specifically knew their audience. Where Uglydolls was directly aimed at kids, Detective Pikachu was directly aimed at kids obsessed with Pokémon as well as adults like me who grew up with Pokémon and are fully willing to cry about Bulbasaurs.

So with all that in mind, I thought it was absolutely delightful. It was cute, well-animated and well-acted, and I just…Ryan Reynolds. As Pikachu. I never knew I needed that.

Was the plot twist completely predictable? Of course. Was it cheesy and goofy and unrealistic? 112%. But it was so much fun and just…I loved it?

STANDOUT ELEMENT:

I think what made the movie work, despite the ridiculousness and the predictability and the goofiness is that it truly was a love letter to the franchise. Remember when Pokémon Go came out and we all lost our collective minds because oh my god there’s a Squirtle in my living room??! They captured that magic yet again with this film, but tenfold. So much love and care was put into every Pokémon that appeared, down to how they interacted with the modern world around them in the most minute ways. Their designs were faithful to the original but adapted just enough to make them fit in (unlike, say for example completely randomly……Sonic the Hedgehog…..)

It was literally like watching my childhood come to life on the big screen and it was just…it was amazing.

SHOULD YOU TAKE YOURSELF TO SEE THIS MOVIE?

It really depends. If you love Pokémon, absolutely. It’s so fun and precious and wonderful. But if you have no idea what Pokémon is and the entire thing about Bulbasaurs confused you, I think you can skip it. The downside of this film is that I really don’t think it has anything to offer anyone who’s unfamiliar with the franchise. But that being said, it never promised to and it doesn’t have to. It was made for people that are already fans of the franchise, and for once, it’s an adaptation that is both faithful and completely new. It’s filled with love and that is so nice to see, especially when compared to…The Sun is Also a Star. Or probably like, say, *cough*ALITABATTLEANGEL*cough*. Although I don’t know for sure on that one since I came in completely unfamiliar with the source material. I just like bringing it up whenever I can.

Overall, I give Detective Pikachu….

4/5 POKÉMON THAT MADE ME CRY!!!!

Seriously. Look at that Bulbasaur. Look at his little green Bulbasaur face.

MINIVIEW 4: ROCKETMAN

MY THOUGHTS:

Let’s establish that I was probably completely biased coming into this film as well because Taron Egerton, first of all, and the love of my life Jamie Bell. That is all.

This movie is incredibly well done. I loved the framing element of Elton John being in AA as we cut back and forth to his life story, and all the music scenes with the dancing and just…it was all super fun.

I do know (because this is just what people do I guess) that a lot of people have compared this to last year’s Bohemian Rhapsody and the general consensus seems to be that Rocketman is somehow better. I genuinely think the only way you can compare these films is to mention that they’re both a form of biopic documenting some iconic musicians, and also both Freddie Mercury and Elton John were in incredibly abusive relationships with their managers at one point (and they both overcame it!). But Bohemian Rhapsody was explicitly shot like a concert whereas Rocketman is explicitly shot like a movie musical, or even a music video. They have completely different points and reasons for the story being told, and one isn’t necessarily “better” than the other one. You’re welcome to like one more than the other, of course, but they’re both good movies. Bohemian Rhapsody was swarmed in controversy because of the director, but a movie is so much more than its director, and if that’s the reason you’re dismissing it, you need to rethink it. Both these films are incredibly well-done and amazing. Elton John himself had good things to say about Rocketman, and Queen themselves worked right alongside everyone for Bohemian Rhapsody.

They’re both good films, everyone. Enjoy them for what they are and form your own opinions of course–but don’t compare these two films and raise one up for the sake of knocking the other one down.

Compare them to Alita: Battle Angel and knock that one down.

(Kidding, sort of…I know lots of people really liked Alita and that is…so great for them)

STANDOUT ELEMENT:

I have a huge weakness for self-love plotlines, so the whole scene near the end where Elton John got to confront everyone in his life including his own past self had me bawling. It’s a beautifully shot scene and it’s such a satisfying way to lead in to the end of the story.

Also, in general all the over-the-top dancing for the musical scenes. Super fun and ridiculous and I loved every second of it.

Also also, Taron Egerton and Jamie Bell. MY SONS.

SHOULD YOU TAKE YOURSELF TO SEE THIS MOVIE?

I think so. Even if you’re not a huge Elton John fan, you’ve likely heard at least a couple of his songs, and it’s just a good story that’s told in a beautiful and fun way.

Plus like….Taron Egerton……y’all.

(Fun Fact: this is actually the second time Taron Egerton has sung “I’m Still Standing” for a movie! I think this should be a career requirement for him from here on in)

Overall, I give Rocketman

4.5/5 ELTON JOHN SUNGLASSES!!!

These by no means match the most fun ones both in existence and in the film, but it’s a fun taste. Go see the movie to see more of them!!

MINIVIEW 5: MEN IN BLACK: INTERNATIONAL

MY THOUGHTS:

So I will freely admit that I haven’t read reviews for this one since I wanted to go in blind, and I only saw it…last week? I think? Anyway. But I guess it’s getting bad reviews because I got a YouTube notification that was something like “why MIB: International completely bombed” and I…wasn’t aware that it had?

I went with a couple friends and we were in a BIG theatre that was completely full, and everyone was laughing and enjoying themselves. This might be another example of “critics hated it because they have no souls but audiences generally liked it” (wait–do I have to count myself as a critic now? NOOOO DON’T LUMP ME IN WITH THEM).

Here’s the thing: it’s not the original movie. It can’t be. The original is iconic and hilarious and wonderful and nothing can ever be that one. What I appreciate is that this film never tries to be the original, and maybe that’s why people didn’t like it? I dunno. It is completely and fully its own story, with its own characters and own aliens and own conflicts. It’s original and unique and goofy.

It’s an incredibly fun time. All the characters are likable and fun, and I totally thought I knew the twist and I thought they were hinting at it and THEN THEY SWITCHED AROUND THE TWIST ON ME AND IT WAS SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY SO THAT’S GREAT.

Is it a standout, knockout, over-the-top amazing film? Nah.

But it is well-done and a damn good time.

STANDOUT ELEMENT:

There’s a light hint of it, but I am proud to report that there is absolutely no romance between Tessa Thompson and Chris Hemsworth’s characters. Huzzah! More than anything, they have an incredible friendship and an incredible partnership.

The special effects are absolutely incredible.

Tessa Thompson wears a suit just like all the other agents (although she does have some kickass fun combat boots).

Emma Thompson is in charge of the American branch and she’s killin it.

Tessa Thompson’s character stops a fight by using relationships and a prior friendship, but she can also hold her own in a fight and she’s probably a lot more capable than Chris Hemsworth–

Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhh.

Is this why everyone was mad? Because Tessa Thompson saved Chris Hemsworth multiple times and was probably a better agent than him? Because Emma Thompson is in a position of authority?

Ahhhhhhh it all makes sense now. It was more a Women in Black film than a Men in Black film, and that’s why people are pissed…

I mean no one seemed to be mad about Alita being all kickass and whatever in her movie…is it because her character was presented in a much more sexualized way than the women in MIB: International were? Yeah. Yeah that’s it probably.

SHOULD YOU TAKE YOURSELF TO SEE THIS MOVIE?

Yep. Not only is it a fun time, it’s also pissing off older white guys because it has powerful female characters! So go support it!!

(Also–if you were worried like I was that Kumail Nanjiani’s mini alien character would just be annoying the whole time, rest assured that he was genuinely entertaining and extremely lovable and fun)

Overall, I give Men in Black: International

3.75/5 MIB SUNGLASSES!!

I know I did sunglasses for Rocketman but like…it’s MIB…I couldn’t not…..

MINIVIEW 6: ALADDIN

MY THOUGHTS:

Like many of Disney’s upcoming live-action remakes (Lady and the Tramp??? REALLY???) I was convinced this was completely unnecessary and I was not excited for this…like at all.

I knew I should see it probably, but I kept avoiding it because like…eh. I really love the original animated movie, and this just didn’t look like it offered anything new.

Maybe it’s because I went in with such low expectations, but I’m happy to report that I was pleasantly surprised by this movie. It wasn’t like, absolutely amazing by any means, but I actually kinda liked it.

This is mostly due to Naomi Scott’s Jasmine, but we’ll get to her.

The additions to the story and the costumes are both beautiful, and if anyone can perform the genie instead of Robin Williams, it’s Will Smith. It’s a fun, quirky time and a really lovely film. Not incredible, but definitely good, actually. Again, though, I set the bar real low going into it.

Oddly enough, I think one of the low points of the film was actually Aladdin himself? Not that he wasn’t great, Mena Massoud did an excellent job, but the character himself was just kinda…there. Plus–have you seen Massoud’s natural curly hair?? So much better than what we got in the movie. I think they were trying to make him look like the animated version, but they already changed so much else, just let us have his natural curly hair!!! He is so lovely!!! GIVE US THE CURLS!!!!!

STANDOUT ELEMENT:

NAOMI SCOTT’S PRINCESS JASMINE. HANDS-DOWN.

I mean, she was good during the whole of the story, but when she sang “Speechless” and literally disintegrated all the men in her life telling her what to do?? ICONIC AND AMAZING AND SHE IS EVERYTHING.

Unsurprisingly, the guys who wrote “Speechless” also wrote the songs for The Greatest Showman (YAAAAAAAS) and La La Land (…meh). It’s an incredible standout power ballad that takes Jasmine’s character from decent to incredible. She takes center-stage in the best way, and all the little girls that wanna be Jasmine for Halloween this year? It’s gonna mean something completely different–it’s gonna mean being a princess who will not be silenced and will take power to do good.

Genuinely by the end I didn’t want Jasmine to end up with Aladdin because she doesn’t need him?? Like they can be bros I guess but she quite literally don’t need no man. This film should have been called Jasmine. She 100% stole the show and turned it into something else entirely in the best way possible.

Unlike, say, another movie named after the main girl….*cough*ALITABATTLEANGEL*cough*

Also–lots of fun political commentary if you know where to look. Especially if you wanna make parallels between Jafar and…someone else…

SHOULD YOU TAKE YOURSELF TO SEE THIS MOVIE?

Actually, yeah. This movie did what a remake should do (if remakes should do anything, that is, since many are unnecessary): it pays homage to what made the original so good while also adding something completely new that both makes this version good, too, while setting it apart as something different.

It’s a good time, and if you were skeptical like I was, you may just find yourself pleasantly surprised.

Also–you have to experience “Speechless.” You don’t watch or listen to “Speechless”–you experience it. No, really.

Overall, I give Aladdin (which should really be called Jasmine)…

3.5/5 HAPPY GENIE LAMPS!!!

Like I’ve said for some past films, it’s good. It’s not great, but it’s good.

TRAILERS WE HAVEN’T DISCUSSED YET:

K, crash course trailers, here we go:

1. Sonic the Hedgehog–release has been delayed because of the public outcry over Sonic’s…unique design. Fingers crossed they treat the animators/designers fairly and let them eat during all of this, but probably not. Jim Carrey as Eggman looks worth the price of admission alone, I love my son.

2. Godzilla: King of the Monsters–I know we have discussed this one, but there’s a new trailer where one of the scientist guys introduces Godzilla by breathily saying “Zillaaaaaaaaa” and it’s just…it’s the strangest and funniest thing ever.

3. Yesterday–I’m going to see this hopefully soon!! I love the premise and I hope it’s really good and fun like it looks. Plus, Lily James ❤

4. Blinded by the Light–uhhhhhhhh a movie by the team that made Bend It Like Beckham???? I AM SO THERE?????

5. Maleficent: Mistress of Evil–I’m curious to see what they do with this one because a sequel is so incredibly unncessary?? This is like if they announced a sequel to Toy Story 3, I mean, all the loose ends were tied up in a perfect way and it’s so good the way it is, what could you possibly–…oh, wait.

6. Crawl–Yeahhhh this is a big nope from me. This is like Anxiety: The Movie, and I’m not about that life. I barely survived watching Pet Sematary alone you guys, how on earth do you expect me to do survival-crocodile-jumpscare movie?? I do really like how the music for the trailer is all made by like, rhythmic water drips and flashlight-winding. That’s kind of fun.

7. Child’s Play–WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?? Really though, it looks like they updated the idea so that Evil Doll Chucky is connected to a sort of smart-home system, so it’s like…they update the horror story so it’s relevant to right now?? Fascinating. Also, absolutely horrifying. I don’t care how much I love you Mark Hamill, I refuse.

8. Where’d You Go, Bernadette–This is probably better than the trailers make it seem (also, that last trailer gives away?? Everything??). I love me some Cate Blanchett, and this just looks like a really delightful and fun heartwarming story about family or whatever.

9. Angel Has Fallen–I think this is the one where the president is attacked and the guy who saves him is under arrest for some reason and there were a lot of explosions?? I guess this is a sequel, and I honestly have no desire to see either one of these.

10. The Art of Racing in the Rain–YO CATCH ME CRYING IN THE THEATER WHEN THIS MOVIE COMES OUT, THIS BOOK IS SO INCREDIBLY GOOD AND I AM SO READY TO SOB ABOUT A DOG WHO LOVES RACE CARS ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!!!!

11. Judy–I don’t have strong feelings about this one, but I’m sure it’s another well-made biopic about an icon and all that. I’ll probably see it.

12. The Kitchen–this looks like it could be really good and fun (but like, also violent) and I think I’ll try to see it.

13. Terminator: Dark Fate–mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no.

14. Maiden–This looks absolutely fascinating. I’m all about stories of women who blazed the trail in a male-dominated field for other women. Also like–boats!!

OKAY. That should be everything so we’re all caught up now. I think I’m gonna try to see Toy Story 4 this afternoon, or possibly tomorrow, and then that review WILL BE UP BY THE END OF THE WEEK, I SWEAR. REALLY I DO.

If these films are still playing where you are, check them out! I don’t regret seeing any of them, and they’re all enjoyable in their own way (particularly Booksmart).

Breakthrough REVIEW

So a while ago, I took myself and my mom to the movies and we saw Breakthrough, the next one of those Christian movies.

I will start this with a disclaimer: I grew up in a pretty conservative Christian environment (which honestly made no sense because my parents and I are some of the least conservative people? We just kept finding ourselves in those circles), so I’m familiar with the people this film is really marketed towards.

I also know, believe me I know, that Christian media…usually sucks. Not always! There are wonderful exceptions, but for the most part it ends up being extremely kitschy, preachy, and over-the-top Christian. Like, I know it’s Christian, but I don’t need to be slapped in the face by that fact every five minutes, please? I promise I won’t forget.

So while I went into it prepared for the worst, just to be safe, I was also just kind of excited because disclaimer part 2: I love feel-good stories. I love stories where even though awful stuff happens, it all works out by the end. I love stories full of hope. I love crying because of a good story. It’s just the way I am–and I know not everyone is like that.

All this to say, is this the best movie ever? HA. No.

But is it still good, despite being a piece of Christian media?

Read on!

“Pictures taken seconds before disaster”

THE PLOT

So the movie starts, ironically enough, with our main boy John (Marcel Ruiz) dreaming about being underwater. I think. It’s kind of like the intro to The Shape of Water where it’s unclear if the character is actually dreaming all this or if it’s just visual effects for the audience’s benefit.

Oh my god this is the Christian The Shape of Water isn’t it.

Anyway, John is woken up by his mother Joyce (Chrissy Metz) for breakfast. We then get a getting-ready montage set to Bruno Mars’s “Uptown Funk” (of course, the most fun part of the song, “hot damn!” Is censored out because…Christian media), which is what John is listening to under headphones. He sits down for breakfast with mom and dad (Brian, played by Josh Lucas) and Joyce immediately sets the tone for the movie by forcing the boys to hold hands and say grace over the food before they eat. Yeah. There’s a lot of that.

John has a bit of a strained relationship with his parents, giving them (especially Joyce) plenty of attitude whenever possible. He loves basketball and this one girl in his class, Abby (Maddy Martin) and that’s most of his character in a nutshell. Oh, and he was actually adopted when Joyce and Brian were on a missions trip, so he has some very understandable abandonment issues–this is all revealed when the class is assigned a “family tree” project.

Anyway, John is going to hang out with some buds overnight after a basketball game, and he is instructed to please, please keep his mother updated and let her know when to come pick him up.

A side plot that comes into importance more later on is that the only church in town I guess recently got a new pastor, Jason (Topher Grace), and he’s ~young~ and ~cool~ with an ~inappropriate haircut~ (sidenote: I looked up the actual people the characters are based on, and I gotta say, Movie Pastor’s hair is way toned down compared to Real Pastor’s hair. Real Pastor’s hair would certainly cause a church uproar–Movie Pastor just looks like he rolled around in too much hair gel). Joyce and Pastor Jason clash allllll the time, quite famously, and this conflict is important for later.

Back to the A Plot: John and his buddies decide to go frolic in the snow and on top of the frozen lake because the name of the movie isn’t Good Choices Were Made By All. All seems fine, although a nearby restaurant man asked them to please, please get off the ice. The boys mock him, continuing to frolic, until suddenly the ice breaks under John and he falls through, grabbing one of his friends on the way down (actually, I think they all end up in the water at some point). Through Unfortunate Circumstances, John ends up knocked out and sinking fast.

The fire department is on the way, complete with fireman Tommy (Mike Colter) who is the only fireman with a name, I think. Anyway, Tommy and Fireman #2 slide over to where John’s friends are waiting, and they manage to get them pulled to safety. Tommy and Fireman #2 enter the water, poking around for a little boy. At this point, John has been under the ice for about 10 minutes. They poke around for a bit, but just when they seem about to give up, Tommy hears a real unsettling voice telling him to “go back.” He does, and lo and behold they pull up John from under the ice!

At this point, Joyce–sitting at home waiting for a text from her son, mind you–gets a call from one of John’s friend’s moms, who was supposed to be watching them (YIKES). She frantically calls Brian, telling him to meet her at the hospital.

Then we catch up with the team of doctors assigned to saving John, and lemme tell ya, it is not an easy scene to watch. They try everything they can to revive John, but there is no pulse. They keep trying, and still…nothing.

By the time Joyce gets there, the doctors have essentially said it’s too late and she can go in to say goodbye to her son (at this point, both in the movie and in the real story, John had been without a pulse for about one hour). There’s an incredibly heart wrenching scene where Joyce looks at her little boy and has memories of him being a baby, and she just stands there screaming his name and begging God and the Holy Spirit to save her son.

It’s painful to watch, but just when it seems like it might be over…John has a pulse again.

Literally no one can believe it, and John is transferred to another hospital with an expert in drowning cases. The rest of the film is a found-family, full-of-feels, “dammit I’m crying again” fun fest as the characters gather around in different ways to pray for John’s recovery.

THE REVIEW

So let me start out by saying that I did like this movie. I like crying and I like movies with victory against impossible odds, sue me.

This movie is by no means a cinematic masterpiece, and it’s not supposed to be. It was created with a very specific demographic in mind, and I don’t think it was meant to convert anyone or make some huge statement.

It was created to tell an incredible story, and it does that. It gives awareness to the true story that inspired the book the film is based off of (and upon some research, the film actually follows the book really, really closely!). It makes you cry. It makes you appreciate how good people can be sometimes.

Now, it does preach a bit. Of course it does. Again, this was a movie created for a specific demographic: one that is used to being preached to and expects it. It’s just a part of the gig.

I do think the movie may have done a little better in the reviews if it hadn’t been as preachy as it is, and I think it could have been just as powerful if all that stuff was taken it and left more up to interpretation. But again: that’s not the point. This story is told through a Christian lens, so that’s what we get.

As such, the movie certainly isn’t for everyone.

But I would argue that if you’re up for it, it’s still a good time. I mean I was completely emotionally wrung-out by the end, but sometimes that’s a good thing! I walked away feeling good, which was such a welcome change after Pet Sematary (if you’re curious, you can check out that review here).

But what are the specifics of this movie that make it…what it is?

Let’s dive in to the details of Breakthrough–spoiler warning now in effect!

(I mean…it’s based on a true story so like…I mean if you haven’t guessed the ending by now…okay anyway)

THE MUSIC

I gotta be honest, I don’t recall most of the cinematic score from the film. I’m not 100% sure there was one? If you look for the soundtrack (at least on Spotify), you get “music from and inspired by” but none of it is cinematic instrumentals, it’s all like, pop songs. Christian pop songs!

That being said, there are two musical moments from the film we do have to talk about:

1. I feel like the entire church scene is only hilarious if you’re from a very specific demographic of Christians. I worked for a fairly conservative church that was desperate for more people, but hissed in retaliation at the slightest mention of doing anything more “young” and “hip” to pull in more people. I’m not even going to say that “hissed” is a strong word to use, I would not be surprised if there was actual hissing. Anyway, I recognized the looks on the faces of the older folks in the crowd at the rock band presentation of the worship music during the service. Pure horror. And when that rapper came onstage? SCANDALOUS. This isn’t even getting into the sermon afterwards where Pastor Jason brought up “The Bachelor” and sat on the floor like he was having a friendly, everyday conversation with the congregation. That was an incredibly well-directed scene because it hit home, and I’m sure it hit home for a lot of the audience who were familiar with that setting. Fun fact: if you, too, would like to scandalize your congregation, that rap version of Phil Wickham’s “This is Amazing Grace” is on the soundtrack!

2. The song used in the trailers for Breakthrough is called “Oceans (Where Feet May Fail)” and it’s an extremely popular Hillsong work. I mean, praise bands will always jump on songs actually sung by female artists because much as we love singing harmony to the praise band leader Johnny Hip-Hair’s melody, sometimes we just want to sing melody. Please. Anyway, not only is it an apt song choice because of the obvious water metaphor, it’s also a song about having faith in extremely difficult circumstances, and trusting that there is a plan for all of it. So when pretty much the entire town shows up outside John’s hospital room with candles and love to sing their own rendition of the song, there are TEARS. EVERYWHERE. Keep in mind this is also set after Joyce finally lets go of control over her son’s life, trusting that things will be okay. It’s the night when John is taken off of the medically induced coma medication. There is no guarantee he will ever wake up. And suddenly, in the midst of it all, there’s the town, singing of hope. It’s a beautiful scene, and all I could think about is how powerful music is. Stop being cynical for a second and hear me out: sometimes there is nothing more powerful than a group of hurt individuals banding together and making music when words just don’t suffice anymore. Think of the people who sang “Ave Maria” outside of the burning Notre Dame. Think of the family singing Edelweiss in The Sound of Music. Think of the breathtaking performance of “Glory” at the Oscars that year (from Selma). I know the idea of spontaneous group-singing is mostly a joke thanks to…pretty much every musical ever, but I stand by the idea that when it’s done right and purely out of the goodness in our hearts, it’s more powerful than anything. Also, Taylor Mosby absolutely rocks the song.

Okay, feeling time over. Back to cynicism.

THE CHARACTERS

Because this is a drama full of feelings, the characters are a big emphasis.

The obvious show-stealer is Chrissy Metz’s Joyce. I mean, I knew she’d be great since she’s phenomenal in This Is Us (I mean I haven’t been watching lately so I don’t know if this is still true but I assume), but she really goes all out here. Joyce is an extremely detailed character–her good points are emphasized just as much as her weak points. She’s immediately presented as a no-nonsense mother full of fierce love and incredible determination. You love her instantly, so when characters react negatively to her, you get a little protective and want her to win even more. Jerk new pastor kicks her book club out of their room? UNACCEPTABLE. Weak-willed husband snaps at her for being rude to their also rude friends? RIDICULOUS. Teenage son doesn’t open up to her and refuses to acknowledge her? AWFU-okay to be fair, he spends most of the movie in a coma so I guess he gets a pass.

Joyce is, by no means, a perfect human. She feels things strongly, and it’s these feelings that affect everyone else around her. Her strong emotions when confronted with her son’s body tears at the hearts of the doctors listening to her. Her fierce determination and positivity scares the shit out of the doctors, as it should. Joyce breaks down a lot in this movie, and the audience does right along with her. This is a perfect example of a female character exploring and expressing emotions in a real way, and we love her for it. We connect with her because it all feels so real to us, too. The candlelight concert outside her son’s hospital room makes her cry, so we cry, too. Seeing her son’s body, remembering him as a baby, makes her lose it, and so do we.

My point is, Joyce is an extremely connectable character because the emotions that should come out of her story are not shied away from in any way. We can relate to Joyce because we can imagine feeling the way she does if we were ever in her situation (but like hopefully not, if ya know what I mean)–and not even just imagine it, because we see it throughout the film. Joyce is allowed to be a fully-fledged character, showing weakness as well as strength, and we can truly connect with her and love her for it. And you’re absolutely right this is leading up to me calling out *cough*ALITABATTLEANGEL*cough* yet again. I’m genuinely convinced that Joyce would absolutely win in a fight with Alita any day. Wanna know why? Because EMOTIONS. That or she’d just adopt her and make her a more likable individual, which I support.

(“But this comparison doesn’t work because Alita’s a robot so she doesn’t have actual emotions–” SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND. AND FRIENDS. AND GOT SAD OVER A DOG’S DEATH. Okay anyway)

Honestly, it’s a good thing that Joyce is so likable, or at least a strong character, because the other characters…ehhhhhh….

I mean, don’t get me wrong, you want John to wake up, but that’s mostly for Joyce’s benefit. John himself…I mean again, he’s in a coma most of the movie, but he’s just kinda…a kid. He plays basketball and was adopted. That’s…that’s his two character traits pretty much. And that’s fine, actually–while he’s technically the most important character, the movie isn’t actually about him, so it works.

Now, Brian, Joyce’s husband? Bleh. I mean I get it, he’s a foil to Joyce in that his emotions over the situation make him shut down instead of standing up. He straight-up tells Joyce that he can’t be in the room with her because he can’t deal with seeing John like that (*insert obscure Steel Magnolias reference here*). I guess the downside of Joyce being so developed is that Brian is really underdeveloped. He’s really just go-with-the-flow, “yeah my son can call me Brian that’s fine,” “I guess I’ll tell my wife to stop yelling at our friends”…yeah. Now, to be fair, he does later tell Joyce that he should have been in the room with her once they make up, but like…eh. I mean yeah, I guess he should have, but it was actually an interesting character trait of his that promptly got erased. NOW. Maybe that’s straight out of the book, which means it’s straight out of the true story. I get that I’m judging characters that are actually…real people. Kind of.

And of course, we have Pastor Jason. Ahhh, Pastor Jason. I’m even the young demographic he’s targeting as a pastor and I was cringing a lot with him. But it ends up working out–he’s cringeworthy and pretty unlikable in the beginning because he has to have this sideplot with Joyce. It’s made clear that neither Jason or Joyce actually like each other all that much, but when faced with this impossible crisis, it’s really refreshing to see Jason step up as much as he does. He stays there, supportive, like an old friend. He’s just as excited as Joyce is when John squeezes her hand. He’s determined to help in anyway he can, and it’s a really nice way to humanize him.

The other character who steals the show in any way is Tommy Shine, and I think that’s mostly because of Mike Colter’s performance. Tommy is the guy who doesn’t believe in God, but supposedly heard God telling him to “go back” in the water that day. What I appreciate is that Tommy doesn’t have a full conversion to Christianity arc–he’s questioning things, sure, but he isn’t full-out born-again Christian by the end. So part of what I like about Tommy is his character arc, but the other thing I love is just…every time he’s on screen? Look, Mike Colter is great-looking, which is part of it! But I’ve been in the chorus of enough shows to know when someone has developed a full backstory for what can easily be a throw-away character. We may not know Tommy’s backstory, why he’s an atheist, why he became a firefighter, why the voice he heard bothers him so much…but you can tell that Mike Colter knows because he thought about it, and you see that in his face every time he’s onscreen.

The rest of the characters are kinda…I mean they’re there! The drowning doctor at the new hospital is okay. John has a couple friends from school who show up every now and then (one of them (Taylor Mosby), again, absolutely kills the lead vocals on “Oceans”). Again, none of the characters are anywhere near as developed as Joyce is, but that kind of works…it is based off of the real Joyce’s book, after all.

THE CHRISTIANITY OF IT ALL

It’s a huge part of the film, so we get to talk about it!

So like I touched on above, I do think that it’s possible if Breakthrough had been less…overtly Christian, it may have done better with reviewers. With a quick Google search, this seems to be another one of those movies that critics are overall hating and audiences are overall liking.

However, the point of the film is not simply to tell an incredible true story; it’s to tell an incredible true story through a Christian lens. I mean, the real people are Christians, so of course their movie counterparts are going to be as well. I guess I’d still say there’s a way to do it without also preaching to the audience, but again, the intended audience isn’t necessarily your typical moviegoer, and I understand that.

Scenes from the movie like the praise band scene, the many prayer scenes over John, the candlelight song, and the ending church scene where God’s love is credited as the ultimate savior are more necessary for the Christian side than for actual storytelling purposes. As such, I can’t really grade this as a movie because it’s not meant to be a typical movie.

Again, having grown up in this community, I’ve seen my fair share of Christian media. Awful, preachy, and sometimes downright boring Christian media. I know it’s out there, believe me. What I will say for this film is that I don’t think you can categorize it with the rest of all that–it stands on its own in the sense that, yes, there’s a lot of Christianity, and it probably won’t make sense to anyone not Christian who sees it, but it’s also genuinely well-done. The characters are not there to present a Christian story and thus simply be bland archetypes of actual people, they are there to tell a true story that just happens to be a pretty Christian one.

I do think it could just as well not be a Christian story, if it weren’t for one thing…

THE ENDING

So as you’ve probably guessed, John does wake up by the end. Not only that, he somehow makes a full, perfect recovery. Mr. Drowning Doctor (Dennis Haysbert) tells Joyce that his recovery is genuinely impossible. This kid was underwater for about 20 minutes, without a pulse for another 40…there should be things like severe brain-swelling and crazy organ trauma, but there is nothing.

Because he’s suddenly perfect and fine, John goes back to school where he’s greeted with full fanfare. It all seems just too good to be true…and it is.

John’s teacher keeps him after class to ask him “why you?”

Her husband died not long ago and she doesn’t understand why John was able to make this miraculous recovery when her husband didn’t. After all, she believed in God too!

John, being…a kid, doesn’t know how to answer this. The teacher seems to come back to her senses, apologizes, and sends him off.

Still thinking about this, John walks by his locker, covered in sticky notes. As the camera scrolls down, we catch glimpses of notes that say things like “welcome back!” And “miracle boy” and “glad you’re okay!”…but then we see one that says “why are you okay when my mom is still in the hospital?”

John turns around and suddenly doesn’t see his classmates in such a friendly light anymore, because he’s not sure who is actually happy he’s okay and who is asking “why you?”

There’s actually not much payoff to this scene, unfortunately. John runs into Tommy, thanks him for saving him, and then we cut to the entire town being in church while John and his parents tell their story. Pastor Jason does this thing where he asks various people who had a hand in helping John to stand up. It’s an overwhelming sight for both the audience and John, who breaks down crying as he thanks them. He finds his teacher in the crowd and looks at her as he plainly says “I don’t know why me…”

Aaaaaaaand then it ends with them all saying “but God’s love is strongest and got us through this we’d be nowhere without God’s love yaaaaaay!”

It’s preachy, okay?

I do think, however, this whole “why you?” Sequence is fascinating, and it wouldn’t be as striking without all the Christianity leading up to it. After all, if you’re at all familiar with the church, it’s common to hear miracle stories like these, but also know someone who lost someone in a similar situation. If we all have the same faith, why do some get “saved” while others perish?

Just like in the movie, it’s never answered. We don’t know. As hopeful as the film is, it does make sure to throw this at you, which honestly, I kind of appreciate. I constantly complain (or at least, I will be complaining a lot in my Avengers: Endgame review) about how lately it seems like creators are trying to instill “realism” into their fantasy creations–this realism here is applied in the mystery of why John miraculously survived when others have not. The thing is, the realism here works because John’s story, as unrealistic as it seems, is real. This miraculous, hopeful recovery is a real story. This mystery that’s applied, then, is a reminder that yes, not all stories end happily, and we genuinely don’t know why.

In an age where lately we seem to hear more and more about Christians being…awful, and convinced they have all the answers, this movie takes the refreshing stance of: no. We don’t have all the answers. It’s frustrating. It’s amazing. It’s unfortunate. It’s ridiculous.

Buuuuuut remember kids, it’s all thanks to God’s love!! 😀

(Okay I’m done being cynical about the preachiness, I swear.

No seriously, this movie was absolutely not as preachy as it could have been…as some of its predecessors have been…truuuuust me.)

Alright fam, we’re gonna try something a little different here, where I attempt to sort of illustrate my favorite and “oof” scenes, a la my incredible drawings from my Us soundtrack post.

So, without further ado…

FAVORITE MOMENT

I cannot speak enough about the candlelight song scene. I mean I thought I was done crying by that point, and then suddenly Joyce notices the candles from the window so you knew something was coming and then it’s all their friends together standing there in support and then they’re all singing and I JUST.

I LOVE IT.

OKAY.

“OOF” MOMENT

I’m torn between the scene where the three boys are playing on the ice despite being told not to, and Pastor Jason’s initial introduction.

I mean, I know all the ice stuff had to happen for plot reasons but HONESTLY. You know what’s coming, so watching them frolic around beforehand is just kind of uncomfortable and they’re such fools and I just…

The other scene is when Pastor Jason first enters the picture. Joyce and her book club have a room reserved, like it says on the dang sign-up sheet on the door, and Pastor Jason–in the most incredibly over-the-top rude way possible–kicks them out. Again, I’ve spent time in churches like this, and if the new pastor did something like that to a very well-respected member of the congregation? RIOTS. RIOTS, I TELL YOU.

Also, like, I know we’re not really supposed to like him yet either, but wow. He was just a straight-up jerk in that scene. I’m glad he got redeemed because…jeez.

SHOULD YOU TAKE YOURSELF TO SEE THIS MOVIE?

So…okay. As I’ve said multiple times, this is not a movie that is meant for the general public. It knows its audience and it performs beautifully for them.

If you’re in that demographic, I really think you’ll enjoy the film and you should definitely see it.

If you’re not in that demographic but you like crying a lot, I do think you can look past all the in-your-face Christianity and just bask in Chrissy Metz’s performance as well as all of your tears.

If this really doesn’t sound like your thing at all, I get it. I do.

For me? I liked it. It’s no cinematic masterpiece, but that’s not the intention. And again, I love crying, so…yeah.

All in all, I give Breakthrough

3.5/5 HEARTBEAT MONITOR READING THINGIES!!

It’s not perfect–but I still think it’s good.

TRAILERS TO WATCH OUT FOR

Alright…y’all. We have to talk about the Downton Abbey movie.

I’m beyond excited (I mean, we know how much I love crying!! Pair that with British accents, incredible costumes, delightful characters, and dramatic exploits????). Okay. We’ve talked about it.

Overcomer looks like it’s the next Christian movie slated and…yeah I’ll probably see it. Again. I love crying. Plus, it’s also a sports movie? About track??? I almost did track, therefore, I can relate!

(I can’t actually but I can pretend)

I can’t believe I haven’t actually talked about The Lion King yet?? Or maybe I have and I forgot? That’s possible. Anyway, I really, really hope it’s good, plus…John Oliver is Zazu, guys. AND THEY KEEP SHOWING ZAZU IN TRAILERS WITHOUT LETTING US HEAR HIM. LET HIM SPEAK!!

Okay anyway.

Speaking of crying, guess who will definitely be seeing A Dog’s Journey?????

It’s me.

Finally, we have The Sun is Also a Star, which…has anyone else been getting ads for that before every single YouTube video ever?? Like don’t get me wrong, it looks great, and I know I’ve heard awesome things about the book, but like chill out, fam. Just a bit.

That about does it for this review! If this sounds like your kinda thing, I do recommend taking yourself to the movies and seeing Breakthrough. If nothing else, it’s just a nice feel-good movie in the midst of a really not feel-good world, and sometimes? We just need stuff like that.